Girls vs boys.

Girls vs boys.

Indlægaf - » tirsdag, 31. oktober 2006 15:31

Girls' English.

1. Yes. = No.
2. No. = Yes.
3. Maybe. = No.
4. "It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5. "Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later.
6. "We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7. Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8. I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9. How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me for.
10. Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11. You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1. I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2. I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3. I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have - with you.
5. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have - with you.
6. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have - with you.
7. May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have - with you.
8. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9. You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10. What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11. What's wrong? = I guess - tonight is out of the question.
12. I'm bored. = Do you want to have -?
13. I love you. = Let's have - right now.
14. I love you too. = Okay I said it, let's have - now!
15. Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have - with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have - with other guys.

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