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Taxes

Indlæg: mandag, 13. november 2006 11:26
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to
file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask
you a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and
then
asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't
work.
Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an chicken
farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"

"Well, I raised hundred's of little pecker's last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is." :D :D :D :D :D