Thinking her boobs are too small, a woman keeps asking her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror, asking her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
"How?" she asks.
"Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs."
"Well how long does it take?" she asks.
"They should expand over the years," he answers.
"How do you know that?" she wonders.
"I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it."