Blind Date..

Blind Date..

Indlægaf ? » tirsdag, 10. oktober 2006 10:29

A young man took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel, but the ride completed, she seemed rather bored.

"What would you like to do next?" he asked.

"I wanna get weighed," she said.

So the young man took her to the weight guesser. "One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.

Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her popcorn, cotton candy, and then asked what else she would like to do. "I wanna get weighed," she said.

"I really latched onto a square one tonight," the young man thought, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.

The girl's room mate, Lisa, was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"

She replied, "Oh, Wisa... it was wousy!"

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