B U L L S H I T!!!
: tirsdag, 24. maj 2011 12:59A man from Liverpool walked into the local welfare office to sign for his
benefit. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I
just HATE being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job,
the assignment to satisfy her - urges as the daughter is in her mid-
20s and has a rather strong - drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're b u l l s h i t t i n' me!"
The Benefit clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
benefit. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I
just HATE being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job,
the assignment to satisfy her - urges as the daughter is in her mid-
20s and has a rather strong - drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're b u l l s h i t t i n' me!"
The Benefit clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."