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Don't send a woman to Bunning's!

Don't send a woman to Bunning's!

Indlægaf TFH » onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:52

A man asked his wife Mary to go to Bunnings to buy a hinge.

She agreed to go and while she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer,
her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set.

When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap set?"

The employee replied, "That's a gold plated tap set and the price is $800.00 to which
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive tap set. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that her husband had sent her to buy, and
the employee went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom he yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the tap set."
Med venlig hilsen,

Torben,
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