A new name for a dear child :o)
: torsdag, 21. januar 2010 11:29In Pharmacology all drugs have two names a trade name and generic name. For example the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for [i]V i a g r a[/i]. After careful consideration by a team of government experts it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of [b][i]Mycoxafloppin[/i][/b]. Also considered were [i]Mycoxafailin[/i], [i]Mydixadrupin[/i], [i]Mydixarizin[/i], [i]Dixafix[/i] and of course [i]Ibepokin[/i].
Pfizer Corp. Announced today that [i]V i a g r a[/i] will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of [i]cocktails[/i], [i]highballs[/i] and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and V i a g r a today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for [i]V i a g r a[/i]. After careful consideration by a team of government experts it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of [b][i]Mycoxafloppin[/i][/b]. Also considered were [i]Mycoxafailin[/i], [i]Mydixadrupin[/i], [i]Mydixarizin[/i], [i]Dixafix[/i] and of course [i]Ibepokin[/i].
Pfizer Corp. Announced today that [i]V i a g r a[/i] will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of [i]cocktails[/i], [i]highballs[/i] and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and V i a g r a today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.