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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not b e drinking anymore tonight Paddy. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his f...
Det hjalp, at jeg slap af med alt det spam her på Forum og jeg har fået lagt billeder fra træffet op under aktiviteter. Der er også kommet lidt forklarende tekst på billederne fra træf 09 God fornøjelse.
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave ea...
Sandt nok, det er den sidste finish, der tæller. Strassen-Renner'en har i går fået monteret elektronik til køre-, bag- og bremselys, alt i LED for at drøje på akku'en, og den mangler nu kun at få monteret det ny-polstrede alu sæde.
In Pharmacology all drugs have two names a trade name and generic name. For example the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V i a g r a . After careful cons...
Hejsa :D Jesper har sikkert villet undgå den helt vilde debat i denne tråd, men jeg tror egentlig ikke, det er umuligt at svare på indlæggene her. Tillyke med fundet, det er jo en af de mere sjældne, i hvert fald hvis den er dansk. Bortset fra 65-årgangens større forlygte, ombygning til nyere styrty...
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad ...
Du kan roligt bruge såvel diesel- som lampeolie og andet olieopløsende men ALDRIG syreholdige produkter, da de skader Nikasilen. Man bruger netop syre til at fjerne den gamle belægning ved cylinder renovering.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams down agai...
REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane ? The second man explains tha...
Enig - At nogen blot kan TÆNKE på at ødelægge den dejlige friske duft af brændt to-takts olie! Bortset fra det - Jeg har lavet en del sider fra træffet med egne billeder og en serie, som Kurt var så venlig at sende. Da jeg imidlertid gerne vil have lidt progression i materialet, mangler jeg de bille...
Jeg har lige omsat en hel måneds lommepenge i transfers til tre Kreidlere, og i dag blev de monteret, med nerverne uden på huden og tungen lige i ørerne :wink: Det gik ud over Mustang'en, Strassen Renner'en og 66'eren, der alle fik "Kreidler Florett" på begge sider af stellet, og Mustang'e...
Irish Alzheimer's Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I ...
Hejsa :D Jeg skynder mig at fortælle, at du ikke umiddelbart vil få megen glæde af det nævnte "tun-sæt". Cylinderen kan kun bruges på nyere 5 gears motorer, hvor pin-boltene er monteret med større afstand, end det er tilfældet på din tre gears. Du skal altså have fat i (populært sagt) en c...
Jeg vil tro, at Michael gerne ville have skrevet: " kan også fås til 4-5g med lille boltafstand ". Det er i hvert fald "den store" cylinder, der var afbildet på linket, du sendte mig. Thor har også korresponderet med mig pr. mail, så jeg smækker lige en kopi af et af mine svar op...