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Miljøfims! :o)

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onsdag, 13. juli 2011 01:24
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: Miljøfims! :o)
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Re: nyt medlem

Hej Brian. Velkommen, også her på forum. Med det udvalg, der er tilgængeligt her i DK, er man nødsaget til at dreje musen sydpå, også for at finde bare nogenlunde rimelige priser på Kreidler stumper. Jeg kigger selv mest på adresserne http://www.kreidlerparts.com og http://www.kreidleronderdelen.nl ...
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tirsdag, 05. juli 2011 09:51
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: nyt medlem
Svar: 1
Visninger: 2535

B U L L S H I T!!!

A man from Liverpool walked into the local welfare office to sign for his benefit. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job." The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a ...
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tirsdag, 24. maj 2011 12:59
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: B U L L S H I T!!!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2375

What a coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for...
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mandag, 23. maj 2011 01:05
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: What a coincidence!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2451

Farmers best friend!

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the fiel...
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søndag, 22. maj 2011 23:30
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Farmers best friend!
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Visninger: 2395

Why Mrs. Smith fainted!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby ph...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:43
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Why Mrs. Smith fainted!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2551

Wrong email address

A couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Flo...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:34
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Wrong email address
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2423

Claude, The Hypnotist.

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:30
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Claude, The Hypnotist.
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2382

Prizewinners!

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as...
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torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:21
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Prizewinners!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2333

The Most Important Thing!

RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to hav...
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torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:15
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: The Most Important Thing!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2498

WYPIWYG (What You Pay Is What You Get)

A man decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. - "No! Five pounds!" He would...
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mandag, 21. marts 2011 10:26
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: WYPIWYG (What You Pay Is What You Get)
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Visninger: 2419

WIN FREE S E X !

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Chance to win Free - with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his chance to win free -. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would ge...
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mandag, 21. marts 2011 10:07
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: WIN FREE S E X !
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2394

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales . At the town of, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the very blonde waitress, “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us… ...
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onsdag, 02. marts 2011 22:39
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
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Visninger: 2443

Re: Kreidler Florett RMC 1976

Hejsa.
Da vi blot har et almindeligt "husmands-site" med begrænset plads, har vi ingen direkte up-load funktion på vort forum. Hvis du imidlertid har et billede liggende på nettet, kan du linke til det.
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torsdag, 10. februar 2011 14:34
 
Forum: Projekter
Emne: Kreidler Florett RMC 1976
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Oh, **BEEP**!

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane ? The second man explains tha...
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torsdag, 04. november 2010 02:42
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Oh, **BEEP**!
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Visninger: 2794

Don't send a woman to Bunning's!

A man asked his wife Mary to go to Bunnings to buy a hinge. She agreed to go and while she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set. When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap set?" The employee replie...
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onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:52
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Don't send a woman to Bunning's!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2634

They must be twins!

About two hours into my first working-day as a Bunnings Department Store Greeter (a good find for many retirees) a very loud speaking, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I sa...
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onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:41
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: They must be twins!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2504

Another genuine Blonde :o)

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo...
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mandag, 24. maj 2010 10:19
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Another genuine Blonde :o)
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2452

Chicken Surprise?

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams down agai...
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mandag, 24. maj 2010 10:01
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Chicken Surprise?
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Visninger: 2489

The Reason for Mad Cow Disease!

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad ...
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søndag, 23. maj 2010 23:36
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: The Reason for Mad Cow Disease!
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Visninger: 2470
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