Søgningen gav 283 træffere

Tilbage til avanceret søgning

What a coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for...
af TFH
mandag, 23. maj 2011 01:05
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: What a coincidence!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2353

Farmers best friend!

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the fiel...
af TFH
søndag, 22. maj 2011 23:30
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Farmers best friend!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2329

Why Mrs. Smith fainted!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby ph...
af TFH
tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:43
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Why Mrs. Smith fainted!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2444

Wrong email address

A couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Flo...
af TFH
tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:34
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Wrong email address
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2346

Claude, The Hypnotist.

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I...
af TFH
tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:30
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Claude, The Hypnotist.
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2310

Prizewinners!

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as...
af TFH
torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:21
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Prizewinners!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2254

The Most Important Thing!

RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to hav...
af TFH
torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:15
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: The Most Important Thing!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2398

WYPIWYG (What You Pay Is What You Get)

A man decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. - "No! Five pounds!" He would...
af TFH
mandag, 21. marts 2011 10:26
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: WYPIWYG (What You Pay Is What You Get)
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2333

WIN FREE S E X !

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Chance to win Free - with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his chance to win free -. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would ge...
af TFH
mandag, 21. marts 2011 10:07
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: WIN FREE S E X !
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2306

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales . At the town of, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the very blonde waitress, “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us… ...
af TFH
onsdag, 02. marts 2011 22:39
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2348

Re: Kreidler Florett RMC 1976

Hejsa.
Da vi blot har et almindeligt "husmands-site" med begrænset plads, har vi ingen direkte up-load funktion på vort forum. Hvis du imidlertid har et billede liggende på nettet, kan du linke til det.
af TFH
torsdag, 10. februar 2011 14:34
 
Forum: Projekter
Emne: Kreidler Florett RMC 1976
Svar: 2
Visninger: 3122

Oh, **BEEP**!

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane ? The second man explains tha...
af TFH
torsdag, 04. november 2010 02:42
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Oh, **BEEP**!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2696

Don't send a woman to Bunning's!

A man asked his wife Mary to go to Bunnings to buy a hinge. She agreed to go and while she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set. When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap set?" The employee replie...
af TFH
onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:52
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Don't send a woman to Bunning's!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2520

They must be twins!

About two hours into my first working-day as a Bunnings Department Store Greeter (a good find for many retirees) a very loud speaking, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I sa...
af TFH
onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:41
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: They must be twins!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2412

Another genuine Blonde :o)

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo...
af TFH
mandag, 24. maj 2010 10:19
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Another genuine Blonde :o)
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2384

Chicken Surprise?

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams down agai...
af TFH
mandag, 24. maj 2010 10:01
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Chicken Surprise?
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2391

The Reason for Mad Cow Disease!

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad ...
af TFH
søndag, 23. maj 2010 23:36
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: The Reason for Mad Cow Disease!
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2404

TWO HAPPY IRISH LADIES

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the other and Says, “I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.” The other woman responds proudly, “Yes, I sure am!” The first one says, “So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?” The...
af TFH
onsdag, 12. maj 2010 10:09
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: TWO HAPPY IRISH LADIES
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2405

...tor

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' and that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibra...
af TFH
onsdag, 12. maj 2010 10:04
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: ...tor
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2431

Pope vs. Rabbi

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal: he'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if t...
af TFH
fredag, 23. april 2010 09:53
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Pope vs. Rabbi
Svar: 0
Visninger: 2402
ForegåendeNæste

Tilbage til avanceret søgning

cron