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Re: Kreidler Florett RMC 1976

Hejsa.
Da vi blot har et almindeligt "husmands-site" med begrænset plads, har vi ingen direkte up-load funktion på vort forum. Hvis du imidlertid har et billede liggende på nettet, kan du linke til det.
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torsdag, 10. februar 2011 14:34
 
Forum: Projekter
Emne: Kreidler Florett RMC 1976
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Oh, **BEEP**!

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane ? The second man explains tha...
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torsdag, 04. november 2010 02:42
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Oh, **BEEP**!
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Don't send a woman to Bunning's!

A man asked his wife Mary to go to Bunnings to buy a hinge. She agreed to go and while she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set. When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap set?" The employee replie...
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onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:52
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Don't send a woman to Bunning's!
Svar: 0
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They must be twins!

About two hours into my first working-day as a Bunnings Department Store Greeter (a good find for many retirees) a very loud speaking, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I sa...
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onsdag, 26. maj 2010 22:41
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: They must be twins!
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Visninger: 2301

Another genuine Blonde :o)

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo...
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mandag, 24. maj 2010 10:19
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Another genuine Blonde :o)
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Chicken Surprise?

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams down agai...
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mandag, 24. maj 2010 10:01
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Chicken Surprise?
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The Reason for Mad Cow Disease!

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad ...
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søndag, 23. maj 2010 23:36
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: The Reason for Mad Cow Disease!
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TWO HAPPY IRISH LADIES

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the other and Says, “I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.” The other woman responds proudly, “Yes, I sure am!” The first one says, “So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?” The...
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onsdag, 12. maj 2010 10:09
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: TWO HAPPY IRISH LADIES
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...tor

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' and that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibra...
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onsdag, 12. maj 2010 10:04
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: ...tor
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Pope vs. Rabbi

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal: he'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if t...
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fredag, 23. april 2010 09:53
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Pope vs. Rabbi
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Re: Kreidler Florett 1965 (æggetank)

Hejsa :D Jesper har sikkert villet undgå den helt vilde debat i denne tråd, men jeg tror egentlig ikke, det er umuligt at svare på indlæggene her. Tillyke med fundet, det er jo en af de mere sjældne, i hvert fald hvis den er dansk. Bortset fra 65-årgangens større forlygte, ombygning til nyere styrty...
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mandag, 19. april 2010 11:00
 
Forum: Projekter
Emne: Kreidler Florett 1965 (æggetank)
Svar: 5
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Ma, Pa and the outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"(lokummet) Pa replies,"There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is,now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse,loo...
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fredag, 26. marts 2010 10:49
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Ma, Pa and the outhouse
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Visninger: 2306

Who's to do the dishes?

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a bike with a 'For Sale ' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept i...
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fredag, 26. marts 2010 10:46
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Who's to do the dishes?
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..og så lidt tysk, til en afveksling :o)

Eine Frau gewinnt im Lotto den Jackpot -- 14 Mio. Euro. Sie denkt sich, na ja, erstmal warten, bis das Geld auf dem Konto ist. 1 Woche später ist es soweit: 14 Mio. Euro auf dem Konto und sie sagt sich: Morgen geig ich dem Chef die Meinung!!! Am nächsten Morgen geht sie auf direktem Weg zum Chef, wi...
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torsdag, 25. februar 2010 12:49
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: ..og så lidt tysk, til en afveksling :o)
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Visninger: 2291

Blow Up Job

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I remem...
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torsdag, 25. februar 2010 12:29
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Blow Up Job
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Visninger: 2238

Uh-oh!

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, ...
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onsdag, 24. februar 2010 23:30
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Uh-oh!
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Whisky or ...

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had ...
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søndag, 07. februar 2010 11:46
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Whisky or ...
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Visninger: 2310

Poetry

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: -------------------------------------------------- 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face...
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lørdag, 30. januar 2010 11:14
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Poetry
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Oh, sweet, sweet revenge!

AN ACTUAL PERSONAL AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me In Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You...
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mandag, 25. januar 2010 11:15
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Oh, sweet, sweet revenge!
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Visninger: 2130

A new name for a dear child :o)

In Pharmacology all drugs have two names a trade name and generic name. For example the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V i a g r a . After careful cons...
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torsdag, 21. januar 2010 11:29
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: A new name for a dear child :o)
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