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fredag, 05. august 2011 22:26
 
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Funny, what makes one remember things.

Irish Alzheimer's Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I ...
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fredag, 05. august 2011 22:17
 
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Don't be TOO helpful to your old, dear ones :o)

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Gr...
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fredag, 05. august 2011 22:12
 
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Don't sleep on the beach!

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,...
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fredag, 05. august 2011 22:06
 
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Re: Transfers!

Sandt nok, det er den sidste finish, der tæller. Strassen-Renner'en har i går fået monteret elektronik til køre-, bag- og bremselys, alt i LED for at drøje på akku'en, og den mangler nu kun at få monteret det ny-polstrede alu sæde.
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onsdag, 27. juli 2011 10:30
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: Transfers!
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Transfers!

Jeg har lige omsat en hel måneds lommepenge i transfers til tre Kreidlere, og i dag blev de monteret, med nerverne uden på huden og tungen lige i ørerne :wink: Det gik ud over Mustang'en, Strassen Renner'en og 66'eren, der alle fik "Kreidler Florett" på begge sider af stellet, og Mustang'e...
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torsdag, 21. juli 2011 22:21
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: Transfers!
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Re: Miljøfims! :o)

Enig - At nogen blot kan TÆNKE på at ødelægge den dejlige friske duft af brændt to-takts olie! Bortset fra det - Jeg har lavet en del sider fra træffet med egne billeder og en serie, som Kurt var så venlig at sende. Da jeg imidlertid gerne vil have lidt progression i materialet, mangler jeg de bille...
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søndag, 17. juli 2011 22:16
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
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Miljøfims! :o)

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onsdag, 13. juli 2011 01:24
 
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Re: nyt medlem

Hej Brian. Velkommen, også her på forum. Med det udvalg, der er tilgængeligt her i DK, er man nødsaget til at dreje musen sydpå, også for at finde bare nogenlunde rimelige priser på Kreidler stumper. Jeg kigger selv mest på adresserne http://www.kreidlerparts.com og http://www.kreidleronderdelen.nl ...
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tirsdag, 05. juli 2011 09:51
 
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B U L L S H I T!!!

A man from Liverpool walked into the local welfare office to sign for his benefit. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job." The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a ...
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tirsdag, 24. maj 2011 12:59
 
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What a coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for...
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mandag, 23. maj 2011 01:05
 
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Farmers best friend!

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the fiel...
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søndag, 22. maj 2011 23:30
 
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Why Mrs. Smith fainted!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby ph...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:43
 
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Wrong email address

A couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Flo...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:34
 
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Claude, The Hypnotist.

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:30
 
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Prizewinners!

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as...
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torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:21
 
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The Most Important Thing!

RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to hav...
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torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:15
 
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WYPIWYG (What You Pay Is What You Get)

A man decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb. - "No! Five pounds!" He would...
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mandag, 21. marts 2011 10:26
 
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WIN FREE S E X !

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Chance to win Free - with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his chance to win free -. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would ge...
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mandag, 21. marts 2011 10:07
 
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales . At the town of, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the very blonde waitress, “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us… ...
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onsdag, 02. marts 2011 22:39
 
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