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The Most Important Thing!

RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to hav...
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torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:15
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: The Most Important Thing!
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Prizewinners!

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as...
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torsdag, 31. marts 2011 23:21
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Prizewinners!
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Claude, The Hypnotist.

It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:30
 
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Emne: Claude, The Hypnotist.
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Wrong email address

A couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Flo...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:34
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Wrong email address
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Man kan ikke tage livet af en Maxi motor!

Jo, selvfølgelig kan man det, men man må tage hatten af for, hvad den egentlig kan tåle:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMq9UNL1ig&feature=related[/url]

Sidder man ikke målløs tilbage efter at have set SÅ megen dumhed på een gang?
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fredag, 14. oktober 2011 20:45
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: Man kan ikke tage livet af en Maxi motor!
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Re: Danske kreidlere..

Næh, W skulle være betegnelsen for en knallert, typegodkendt i DK, og JA dækker personen/firmaet der har fået typegodkendt maskinen (J.A.Hansen.)
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fredag, 18. maj 2012 00:05
 
Forum: Voldsom Kreidler
Emne: Danske kreidlere..
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Why Mrs. Smith fainted!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby ph...
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tirsdag, 05. april 2011 23:43
 
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Emne: Why Mrs. Smith fainted!
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Farmers best friend!

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the fiel...
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søndag, 22. maj 2011 23:30
 
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Emne: Farmers best friend!
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What a coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for...
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mandag, 23. maj 2011 01:05
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: What a coincidence!
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B U L L S H I T!!!

A man from Liverpool walked into the local welfare office to sign for his benefit. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job." The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a ...
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tirsdag, 24. maj 2011 12:59
 
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Emne: B U L L S H I T!!!
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Re: nyt medlem

Hej Brian. Velkommen, også her på forum. Med det udvalg, der er tilgængeligt her i DK, er man nødsaget til at dreje musen sydpå, også for at finde bare nogenlunde rimelige priser på Kreidler stumper. Jeg kigger selv mest på adresserne http://www.kreidlerparts.com og http://www.kreidleronderdelen.nl ...
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tirsdag, 05. juli 2011 09:51
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: nyt medlem
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Re: Kreidler 3 gear tun

Ja, så fik du også et absolut kompetent svar fra Junior, og af det kan man så retfærdigvis også læse, at selv om en Kreidler kan komme til at løbe stærkt, smækker man ikke bare nogle stumper på, og så går det derudaf. Samtidig er der også en rimelig chance for huller i både stempel og tegnebog (ikk'...
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mandag, 03. oktober 2011 12:56
 
Forum: Voldsom Kreidler
Emne: Kreidler 3 gear tun
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Nyt afsnit på Forum

Det er tanken, at denne ny afdeling på forum skal afløse "Snacks og Tips" på klubsiderne, og "Snacks og Tips" vil således snart blive lukket ned. Efter at jeg gik over til Windows Vista, har redigering og opdatering af siderne været forbundet med en del besvær, fordi styresysteme...
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onsdag, 19. oktober 2011 23:47
 
Forum: KLUB-INFO
Emne: Nyt afsnit på Forum
Svar: 2
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Siderne: Månedens/Årets Kreidler

Der er jo ikke sket så meget på denne side, siden vi måtte indstille udvælgelsen på grund af problemer med at få de på skift udvalgte jurymedlemmer til at afgive deres stemmer til tiden. Vi besluttede derfor at vælge Årets Kreidler på klubbens træf, og valgresultatet er siden fremgået af såvel træfs...
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søndag, 23. oktober 2011 00:50
 
Forum: KLUB-INFO
Emne: Siderne: Månedens/Årets Kreidler
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Lækker (men kølig) Kreidler-lørdag.

Min brune Florett 66 har hele sommeren kørt med en 2,9 hestes SB cylinder og 14mm Bing. Det har egentlig været meget sjovt, men nu er den sort-eloxerede Mahle 6,25 , den tilhørende 20mm Bing samt en ny cigarudstødning kommet frem fra gemmerne, og herlighederne blev monteret idag. Efter en lille prøv...
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søndag, 23. oktober 2011 01:26
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: Lækker (men kølig) Kreidler-lørdag.
Svar: 4
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Re: Kreidler Florett Rs 68"

På racing siderne er der et par links til specialfirmaer, der gør i den slags, men der er mange flere tyske og hollandske. Jeg vil dog påpege, at kørsel med større tunsæt ikke er den mest stilfærdige aktivitet, der findes, og den falder derfor ikke helt upåagtet ind i det almindelige gadebilledes ly...
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fredag, 18. maj 2012 00:17
 
Forum: Voldsom Kreidler
Emne: Kreidler Florett Rs 68"
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Kontrol af cykler og knallerter 24-28/9 2012

Husk forsikringsbeviset, check dit lys, inden du kører og kør efter reglerne (også) i denne uge. Ikke mindst er korrekt lygteføring jo særdeles vigtig for trafiksikkerheden, nu da den mørke og våde årstid er på trapperne. Selv om dit køretøj og din samvittighed naturligvis er helt på toppen, vil Pol...
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mandag, 24. september 2012 11:13
 
Forum: Hyggehjørnet
Emne: Kontrol af cykler og knallerter 24-28/9 2012
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Mom, why......

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day, with a puzzled look. "Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your fat...
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mandag, 24. september 2012 13:19
 
Forum: Vitser
Emne: Mom, why......
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The Vicar's Salary

The Vicar's Salary At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up and procl...
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onsdag, 16. juli 2014 22:45
 
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Emne: The Vicar's Salary
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How to get inner peace.

A doctor on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha ...
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onsdag, 16. juli 2014 22:58
 
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